IF YOU SCOUT ... is circulating in Fb on this list these days, and I thought to write it down on this blog, because even with my best friends we have made friends in these situations, I've learned from other fellow always adventures in Scouting! reprint it but it is clear that those who read it can leave a comment with others "if ..." which will include in the list!
Scout if you ...
... if the old ladies to cross the road is the only type of service that you have never done.
... if you're immune to 432 different types of virus.
scout in your life ... if you have lost a total of an entire cutlery set of 24 pieces.
... if in doubt, choose the uphill road (by now have learned that the right is always the same). ... If a multicolored scarf, sometimes a bit 'worn out, strangely unable to protect you from the cold better than a feather duster.
... if you're wearing shorts even in the snow.
... if you can fire in his throat to sing.
... if with a scarf around his neck all the allergies disappear.
... if at least once, department head, you missed the squadrons in the night hike.
... if you managed to miss despite the thousands of maps and compass in hand.
... if you suddenly find yourself singing the much-hated by the light of morning.
... if you regret the pain aluminum casing on the sides of your old backpack!
... if you ever survived the freeze-dried bags of rice during the route, thinking it was a good thing in the world.
... if you've fed to wild stocks of peaches.
... if you found yourself to pee on a campfire in a circle together with 10 other people.
... if you did exercises at 3 am because you did too brothel in tents.
... if one morning last squadron to have brought the "slug" of stone up to the rim.
... if you swam in a lake or river.
... if you only needed a scarf and a ball for hours and hours laughing.
... if you ate the pasta with all the pot resting on the ground.
... if you eat pasta at least once in the fall on the ground ... that was very good though!
... if you cursed the poncho .. that both were wet from rain and condensation the same!
... if you've walked a lot could not refrain ... but after six years still broken!
from head ... if you slept three hours in four days.
... squadron from scratch if you missed 3 out of 3 missions.
... if you're a little pyromaniac in the bottom front of the fire because thou hast spent a lifetime!
often ... if you think about leaving, because you know that your way is for those leaving and arriving from !!!!!
songs also in trouble if ... '.
... if at least once sneaked out of the tent of six sq. for a night hike.
... and if you can catch the leaders as they eat the chocolate that you have earlier in the inspection requirement.
... when you wear the scarf if you still feel at home.
... if you took a backpack heavy mate after years of Scouting continues to bring things
useless if you drank ... "the cough syrup"
... if you cured the wounds of a friend
... if you looked at the sky searching for constellations
... if you've been drinking non-potable water
... if you slept with strangers
... if you've got to hand someone and then you realized it was forever ... if
while walking down the street with the uniform
you care ... if you see others laugh (do not know what they're missing) ... if
with 'uniform and scarf child again and you sit on the floor or do the bans and games and you feel part of a huge community happy ... if you go in the game and play your part, if you laugh and sing even in the
difficulty ... if you're convinced that once SCOUT, SCOUT WILL BE FOREVER !!!!!!!!! ... If
around the world, on a plane, at a gala dinner, your neighbor tells you to be or to have been a scout. Suddenly you realize that with that person, perfectly unknown until then, have not only shared the ideals of Scouting, but what it means to do scouting, in places distant from each other and do not finiresti of listening and telling.
... if the stars have watched over your thoughts.
... and if you walk up the tent in the rain and the day after six soaked to the underwear, but you ignore it.
... even if that output to go despite fever.
... if you go out when you have someone ... if you've ever seen, by the hand while you cross your pinkies
... if you come back every September that the desire to return to Co.Ca.
... if you see a tree and a piece of cord and images have a corner with a table for eight, tent, fire and everything else. .
. ... If, when you prepare the backpack for the exit opening, open its way up and discover a microsystem inside, the piece of dough in the oven BSI ...
... if, after you left the Cubs and the rest of the group will continue to call ... and you can also Phao co.ca. :-) ....
. ... If, when the brothers scout meetings along your way, you are 32 teeth in a smile ...
. ... If, when you hear Mr. ROW BETWEEN THE CURTAIN .... feel the shivers down my spine like the first time you heard ....
... if, when you tell the adventures, the unexpected and the problems become indelible memories that make us tick the little laugh, and make us feel proud at the end .... we have not exceeded?
... if you wore for the centenary of the scarf still a summer camp, and made vows you as excited as the first time ...
... if even if 15 years have passed, but more often that not your thoughts, your actions have a single fingerprint and what you do is not targeted to your own person, and especially think that things are better left as they are ... if
songs still in the difficulties that are no longer scout!
... if you've fed to wild stocks of peaches ... but I would say the bowl where I had to wash!
... if you do every action and every word you speak, you remember the points of law and the promise
... if you had to build a makeshift stretcher to bring your brother down from the mountain because he had an intestinal infection in the Mission! !
... if you have scouts from half of your life and you can say is that ... if the better half
when they publish on FB "x hate the scouts," Pity them xkè do not know what they are lost and are lost when
... if you come across, the book of emotions still hunting you to read the sentences of your brothers at the end of the field
... if you took the specialty department of surveyors and continuous to lose not only the outputs, but also in everyday life!
... if in each year of the steps you're sad ... happy ... you know that someone will ... you're happy arrived !!!!!
... if you meet your Baloo after 20 years and gives you the scout salute!
... if you have during the inspection sgam cocoa in a hole made in the tent ....!!!
... if at night instead of sleeping talking eating nutella laugh you have fun then you put 5 minutes to sleep before waking up and seems to have stayed all night ke
... if when you think back to a summer camp you miss the taste of burnt potatoes and if you smell a fire excited by the light of the stars!
... if every time you die in route and hard to think "who am I doing this to make a vomit every time?" nn and then returned home eager to start again ..
... if you share for a field lazy and can not wait to finish but in the end, the last day you realize that everything has passed and you cry like a baby ...
... if you want to show the leaders that you are always better than you think but in the end you say, but who am I doing ?!-..
during a hike ... if you 've had to load in the car ...
... if you wait with anxiety the day of meeting you ..
Scouts ... if you have just ruined my life, but you can not do without them and cry every time he ends a field or output ...
... if draining the pasta with the lid you have dropped almost all the ground, but given the hunger, you rinse with a little water and was almost as good
... if at the time of night you would wake up in the game wanted to kill all the staff chiefs, only to thank you because you enjoyed as never
route ... if you ask systematically every three minutes "what is missing" but in the end you're proud of yourself for who walked all the way
... if you think those who have done so to do, but then after the summer camp already feel the lack of meetings
... even if many years have passed since you wore the scarf and you gave your life every day, your family, your friends and meet people in your life as a mark of openness, sharing, loyalty, solidarity, and joy not only in spite of everything and, well, it means that you are in and scout
forever ... if you get tired ever to walk the streets proudly wearing of shorts
... if all you care about the people you meet on the ward and you're all grown up ... if the clan wherever you are and you seem to feel someone says "Akela", you turn abruptly and perhaps answer the fly like you've been called by your first name!
... if when you see someone lifting a finger istintivamnte shut up!
... if you come back from a field, even after ten washes, you still smell of smoke in your hair and if you think that the bottom of the perfume smell is much better than any other shampoo ... if you can not imagine what would have been your life if it were not for the scouts
... if you read "... if you scout" on Facebook before you laugh out loud but in the end you have a dry eye
Added: ... if you leave while you're in a circle all to go play with the ducks.
if ... No mess to the mess you cook boiled eggs and almost die of hunger.
... if you have to leave to separate two litigants unwilling to eat your sandwich.
... if you find yourself introduce yourself to other people and get out of the shower covered only by the natural fur.
... if you try to make a child smile, after a while 'to find out who is the son of a mobster who blows up near the house where the cassoneto housing.
a joke ... if you prepare the girls to do but every night you fall asleep exhausted and No one will.
... if you care a little cut with the clay, causing the "riBBBrezzo" of the 50 spectators.
all day ... if you try to build a dry stone wall, Rempe the finger at one end, and then comes the priest who stands to see if it throws on the floor.
prayer times ... if you scrambled with children.
... if you offend taking the kids to swear words that say "Look Ma ... The Junior Woodchucks" (this is beautiful)
... if you hide to smoke and then there's all those Acireale with a cigarette in mouth .
... if when you take the start and leave the group and for the first time are having a party without you.
... if a partner is moved because the next day you'll see No more in those situations.
sgam ... if you come out of the tent because of the girl and went to pull out the excuse "I am making the peg"
... if you go out at night and tripped over a rope four four and scream "tronuuuu" provoking laughter in the group.
... if you walk with the wrong bag, the shoes large and decide to support the backpack on a cliff 2000 feet to rest, it starts to roll and you follow ... you ... nn six scout Del Tufo !
while doing the poo ... if you know a girl that goes to make the group in front of you unaware of your presence
dark ... if you decide to go the last route and present you with the gym shoes ... do anything ... we can help!
... if the day before leaving on a route you remember that he has borrowed the shoes of the party than amnesiac who actually remembers where nn put them.
... if up to a minute before you leave try to convince a friend to come!
if ... just when you bring a sandwich super padded, made with lots of love you hear the word "sharing" ... if
during start flying pieces of dirty toilet paper left behind a tree the night before a squadron
all the way ... if you have a strong feeling that you forgot something at home ... your efforts, but nothing! And only when you see dangling from the bag of the head (after the explosion of the bus!) a lamp ... you turn on a light bulb and you realize that you forgot the most important thing: the stove!
with your friends ... if you decide to write a diary for everyone to remain indelible ... also, and above all the bullshit!
... If you've never used the torch when, or if you have one or is broken or at best has
batteries ... if you do not want to starve to death with two boiled eggs but do not even want to smudge the apprenticeship, use a pot (blue) with perforated lids and we eat with a friend!
route before ... if you do the escort of sugar packets and before every climb it consumes 3 / 4 convinced that they will give the office to deal with ... come up and then faint!
... if at any summer camp you play water balloon x and each route because you do not have the courage to bathe alone to wash
... if the night in some woods tell the stories of fear to scare some dear friends easily emotional then forced to devote
the tent ... if you're a guy and of course your tent stinks! (I fear the reaction x qst sentence! But as you also know that it is so!)
... when crossing a channel you cling to the twins to the family of a head and then forget to be head.
... if you walk while at 2000 m height in the column, see nn the first time the fog.
... if you walk a whole day to get to a shelter when you get there and discover that it is completely burnt and full of rats.
... if you get up in the morning to pick the prickly pear and you will taste even a nn.
after year ... if you hear a few songs because your partner always sang to her and all the time.
... if your projects No way to print the diary of ever being realized, even lose it.
... if you play with stones and accidentally hit the most "pious" of the party.
... if you offer to throw cold water from the girls just to look at her tits (this was nice :-))
during a route ... if you lose every day and ask for a ride go get the car and go directly to the destination.
... if a Sunday during the camp, run by the group to go to the bar to enjoy the excellent sparkling wine from Trentino while watching the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
while ... if you're in the Val Sugana, argument with a character of the place because you pretend to sing along with "The Song of the Valley Sugana" ... if
finance the field go to water the ground of a priest and invariably ends up in water balloon.
... if when train parts, nn sincerely committed to helping parents because an elderly lady who had decided to take the train 50 liters of oil.
... if you close your tent just bring out the bologna sandwiches, fruit and wine from various kinds of water bottles.
... if you decide to study for exams during a night out and at one point heard a dark voice that says "do you do outside the tent at this time" and ends with tarallucci and wine.
... if you hear the cows at night with lots of cowbell around his neck threateningly close to your tent and nn have the courage to come out even if you know who are relishing the your backpack.
... if a German shepherd on the road decides to follow you to your destination and the next morning you realize that thee torn and carried around a backpack, shoes and hat ugly head when he was a kid.
... if after years and years of scouting and Dad head, decided to postpone the departure of spite (lovely Leo!)
... if they ask you "are willing to start any kind?", You say no and Instead they send you away from a camp in the mountains, lost at dawn with 50 € and they ask you the rest.
... if you've done hours and hours at a time to pray over the body of our Pope
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